that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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