I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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