It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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