Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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