i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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