I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Dick very happy bro
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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