Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Even my vagina gasped.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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