So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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