yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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