I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
