Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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