so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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