dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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