Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
