he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Randomize
