I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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