But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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