all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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