Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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