Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
