That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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