Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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