goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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