I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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