Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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