she was so not down for the gang bang
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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