Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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