I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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