Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Its about making memories worth repressing
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
