When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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