She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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