I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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