My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
