Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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