I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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