I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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