Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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