I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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