You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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