Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just googled if crying burns calories
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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