There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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