Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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