i permit you to call me
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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