So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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