Me too!
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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