just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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