if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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