You're completely useless in the revolution.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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