Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Someone signed my nipple.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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