Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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