Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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